I started a Patreon account back in May, but didn’t tell anyone because I was sure nobody would sponsor me. I even put some effort into it, thought of funny rewards, and ordered sexy postcards.
Then I kind of forgot about it until someone emailed me yesterday and said “Excuse me, but I sponsored you on Patreon and have yet to receive my reward.”
I have a $10 a month sponsor! I’m a professional writer!